You know when you're hosting a party and it's winding down and people start to leave? You're tired and you're starting to clean up but there's one guy that won't get the hint that the party is over.
You want to scream, "Go home now!", but this guy just doesn't take the hint.
Well, in Jefferson Parish, Mike Yenni is THAT GUY.
Tomorrow night (11/7), Jefferson Parish's Sexual Predator-In-Chief is holding a $500 per person cocktail reception as he raises money for his reelection bid.
That's right - the man who a year ago was accused of attempting to have a three-way sex romp with two teenage boys is having a cocktail reception that his sexual prey couldn't even attend.
Unless, of course, they drank "Shirley Temples".
At $500 a person, that's s pretty expensive Shirley Temple.
Despite horrendous approval numbers in every poll and a recall effort that garnered more signatures than the number of people who voted for Yenni in the last election, he still thinks he can be reelected. Of course, when you've never had a non-government job in your life or owned a business and your only skill is feeding off the government trough and using your campaign account to fund your lifestyle, I'm sure the "Real World" is a scary place.
Obviously, Yenni is emboldened (or delusional) as this week also marks his return to the Jefferson Chamber-sponsored "State of the Parish" Address.
You will recall that Yenni's invitation to speak before the Chamber last year was revoked after the allegations of Yenni's improper sexting with at least one teenage boy.
Yenni tried to save face by claiming that he never agreed to speak at the Chamber event, an annual gathering that is always headlined by the Parish President and the Jefferson Parish Council President.
It is unclear why the Chamber would capitulate and invite Yenni this year. The Sexual Predator-In-Chief continues to embarrass most moral Jefferson Parish residents and business owners by his defiance in not doing the right thing and resigning.
At least Yenni didn't change Veteran's Day this year to Richard Simmons Day.
Like the guy that won't leave the party, Yenni can't put his own arrogant needs aside and think about what is best for our parish to move forward.
And, like it or not, the best thing for our parish is to forget about Mike Yenni.
Why are some people still supporting and enabling the Sexual Predator-In-Chief? Access, contracts and their own selfish needs.
Many JP residents and business owners are distressed, but not surprised, by both Yenni's fundraising and the Chamber's turn. The Chamber has always been a rubber stamp for Greg Buisson candidates and issued a statement in support of Yenni's 2030 Kenner Debt Plan minutes before the Kenner City Council voted on it (as did the Times-Picayune).
But have no fear Loyal Readers, for I have your backs.
Since I'm a little too conspicuous to attend either function (and, in all honesty, I have ZERO desire to be in the same room with the Sexual Deviant), I have arranged for folks to be inside and outside of both the Cocktail Reception and the Chamber meeting.
These folks will report to me and also take photos so that I can let you know what businesses and business owners and private citizens are contributing to and supporting Yenni's reelection bid. I'm not asking or even suggesting that you boycott them but, you deserve to know who is helping to attempt to keep our Sexual Predator-In-Chief in office and continue making our parish a laughing stock.
Yeah, it cost me a few bucks but I think it's an investment in transparency.
So, if you are planning to attend either event and showing support for JP's Sexual Predator-In-Chief please remember to smile and wear clean clothes:
THE PEOPLE OF JEFFERSON PARISH WILL BE WATCHING.
In the meantime, I think I'll have a Shirley Temple.
Better yet, make it a Double.
