During his remarks, Jindal poked fun at
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His 2009 State of the Union Response: "You
may not realize this, but even though the President may look calm and relaxed,
he is sitting here right now shaking in his boots. He's terrified that I'll
upstage him again - like I did in that State of the Union response a few years
ago."
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The Prostitution Scandal involving Senator Robert Menendez (D-New Jersey) with a veiled
barb at Senator Vitter: "The Menendez scandal is disturbing. Soliciting
prostitution is completely unacceptable. We would never put up with that in
Louisiana."
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His continuing statement that he is not a 2016
Presidential Candidate: "My answer is I have no plans to run. I've made that clear, over
and over again. In Iowa, in New Hampshire and in South Carolina."
- His ethnicity and President Obama: "I mean,
come on. What chance does a skinny guy with a dark complexion and a funny name
have to get elected president of the United States." The Governor also
noted that he and Obama had the "exact same campaign slogan years ago but
unfortunately UPS sued both of us and made us stop using it. You remember our
slogan, 'What can Brown do for you?"'
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New Jersey Governor Chris Christie: "The
truth is, I am too skinny to run. At least that's what my friend, Chris
Christie, keeps telling me."
- The failed Mitt Romney Presidential Campaign: "This
is a place where you can come and tell jokes about the president - poke fun at
yourself, set political ambition aside, and just generally say anything you
want. Kind of like the Romney campaign."
- President Obama continuing to blame former
President Bush for the country’s ills: ”I'm looking forward to President
Obama's second term. It will be refreshing to hear him stop blaming all the
country's problems on the last four years."
Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal – coming soon to a comedy
club near you. Unless you live near the Bayou Corne Sinkhole.